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HOUSE BEER

GUEST

MORNING GLORY BLONDE ALE - 6

A light and refreshing blonde ale. - 5.2%

Avenge Me Irish Red – 6

Hint of caramel and roast. Easy drinking and flavorful.– 4.8%

lawyers don't surf juicy IPA – 7.5

A hazy and juicy IPA, born at Strange Beast and a fan favorite. - 6.9%

CHET BELGIAN TRIPEL – 8

Clean, dry and shockingly drinkable. - 9.0%

LUCKY MACHETE BROWN ALE – 7

An easy drinking toasty brown ale. - 4.7%

PATHETIC MIXER SOUR – 8

 Brewed W/ banana & strawberry. – 5.5%

the wizard wIt witbier – 7

barrel of monks 

A full-bodied, hazy double IPA hopped with Citra. - 5.5% 

king sue double ipa – 9

toppling goliath

A full-bodied, hazy double IPA hopped with Citra. - 8.0% 

Serenity now sour  – 8.5

HIDDEN SPRINGS 

Brewed w/ cherries, chocolate, vanilla & milk sugar. - 5.5%  **Contains lactose**

double cold brew

coffee stout – 8.5

alcatraz

This beer is rich, creamy and has notes of honey. - 8.8% 

mango guava seltzer – 6.5

funky buddha

Very easy drinking seltzer with subtle mango and guava flavor. - 4.5%

Frozen - $8

*Ask bartender for current options*

WINE

Chardonnay - 7

Off The Hook

cabernet sauvignon – 7

Off The Hook

Prosecco - 9

Maschio

pinot noir – 27 (btl)

murphey goode

pizza

classic margherita - 11

House Sauce, Mozzarella, Basil, Parmesan

chopped pepperoni - 12

Chopped Pepperoni, House Sauce, Mozzarella, Oregano

Classic cheese - 11

House Sauce, Mozzarella, Parmesan 

Baby godzilla - 13

Los Tanitos Spicy Chorizo, Bell Pepper, Red Onion, House Sauce, Mozzarella, Fennel Seed

shroom 2.0 - 13

Sauteéd Mushrooms & Onions, Sliced Mushroom, White Onion, Mozzarella, Green Onion, Hint of Soy Sauce & Red Wine

doug's white - 13

Garlic Purée, Shallot, Ricotta, Mozzarella, Parmesan, Parsley

surfin' usa - 13.5

Ham, Pineapple, House Sauce, Mozzarella, Parmesan

Bite-size

"Honey'd" Bacon & Cheese Plate - 14

Hot "Honey'd" Bacon, Three Cheeses (Gran Padano, Gouda, Sharp Cheddar), Olive Medley, served with Beastie Bread

beastie bread - 6

House dough baked with Italian seasoning served with house-made zesty dipping sauce.

meatballs - 10

Three thick meatballs served with house tomato sauce, parmesan, and parsley.

cauliflower bites - 8

Roasted cauliflower topped with panko bread crumbs and green onions. Tossed in a sauce of your choice (Buffalo, Asian Chili Oil, Honey, or Spicy Honey)

roasted potatoes - 7

Hand-cut, oven roasted russet potatoes with salt, garlic powder, and paprika.  Served with a side of garlic-lime aioli.

BRUNCH

*available saturday & sunday 12pm - 4pm*

Limited Time pizza

LOCHNESS MAC'STer - 16.5

Cajun Marinated Lobster Chunks, Macaroni W/ 3 Cheese Blend Of Cheddar-Jack, Parmesan & Mozzarella

swamp thing - 13

Mozzarella, Ricotta, Red Onion, Balsamic Tomatoes, Pesto

i'm italian - 12.5

Meatball Crumbles, House Sauce, Mozzarella, Basil, Parmesan

roasted tatters - 12

House Roasted Potatoes, Steak, Whipped Eggs, Red Onion, Cheddar-Jack, Parsley

the morning after pie - 15

Mozzarella, Cheddar, Applewood-Smoked Pork Belly, Roasted Potatoes, Whipped Eggs, Green Onion 

le frenchy toastie sticks - 10

House Dough, Frosted Cream Cheese, Maple Syrup, Cinnamon Sugar, Mini Chocolate Chips, Strawberries, Powdered Sugar

mimosa - 5 (single)/20 (bottomless)

House Prosecco, Passionfruit Juice or Orange Juice

MORNING GLORY BLONDE ALE - 4

A light and refreshing blonde ale. - 5.2%

 

dessert

gravitron - 9

Warm dough topped with cinnamon sugar, topped with a cream cheese & condensed milk drizzle.  Like a trip to the Youth Fair, without the crowds!

cannoli - 3.5

Crispy shell filled with slightly sweetened house-made, silky smooth ricotta and mini chocolate chips

our dough is made with a custom blend of american and italian soft white wheat, mixed fresh daily, and cold-aged 24-48 hours for max flavor development.

SIDES - $1

HUNGRY YOKAI CHILI OIL

not your average jo Honey

not your average jo Hot Honey

GARLIC PURÉE

HOUSE PIZZA SAUCE

RANCH

ITALIAN DRESSING

PESTO

GARLIC-LIME AIOLI

EXTRA VEG (EACH)

EXTRA MEAT (EACH) - 1.5

VEGAN CHEESE - 1.5

NOTICE: FOOD AND DRINK SOLD HERE MAY CONTAIN MILK, EGGS, WHEAT, SOYBEAN, PEANUTS, TREE NUTS, FISH, SHELLFISH, AND SULFITES.

To-Go beer

32oz crowler / 64oz growler fill

4-packs (16oz cans)

MORNING GLORY - 10/15

avenge me - 10/15

lawyers don't surf - 13/18

chet - 18/27

LUCKY MACHETE - 10/15

pathetic mixer - 18/-

FUR BABY SOUR ALE - 20

Brewed W/ Watermelon & Dragonfruit

TIA LATINA LAGER – 15

Light & Crisp